Your MInd is Rather Reckless

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Daughter:Hey mom, I like this band-
Me:omg I'm so sorry.
Me:I'll call the teachers.
Daughter:Why are y-
Me:To let them know your grades will be dropping.
Daughter:Why will-
Me:I'm afraid it's all downhill from there.
Daughter:What are you talking ab-
Me:You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter:But I-
Me:Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter:I don't have a-
Me:You will.
Me:Shh, it's already done. There's no turning back.


I’ve never met Harry Styles but I trust him with my life

(via conflicting)


*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???

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Mom:' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me:I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.


have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via conflicting)